More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Yes, this is what you think it is.
A display of testosterone at it's best.
The result of a bet between a son-in-law and a father-in-law. And an easy $10 in our - ahem - his pocket.
Unfortunately for me, the proof he needs to be able to say "I can rip a phone book in half with my bare hands" whenever he wants. And let me tell you, it's often.
And lastly, the reason for a little girl to exclaim " OH NO! Daddy bwooked da book"
Never a dull moment.....